pickedscab:

cognitivedissonance:

In the U.S. 

To be precise, in North Dakota:

Armed with a search warrant, Nelson County Sheriff Kelly Janke went looking for six missing cows on the Brossart family farm in the early evening of June 23. Three men brandishing rifles chased him off, he said. Janke knew the gunmen could be anywhere on the 3,000-acre spread in eastern North Dakota. Fearful of an armed standoff, he called in reinforcements from the state Highway Patrol, a regional SWAT team, a bomb squad, ambulances and deputy sheriffs from three other counties. He also called in a Predator B drone.

BRB, building a blanket fort and never coming out. 

And people say my paranoia is unnecessary.

I could really use Eyes Only and the X-5s right about now, just saying.

(via queernonymoose)